Reasons it would suck to be a superhero
- The government
- The public generally hates you all the time
- You gotta serve the military industrial complex
- Shmoozing with politicians
- Paperwork
Reasons being a supervillain would fucking rock
- You get to expose the governments evil deeds
- Who the fuck cares about what those assholes think
- Throw tanks at generals
- You get to severely embarrass corrupt politicians
- No paperwork when you’re too busy kissing your hot arch-nemesis
An addendum
- You get to dangle billionaires off buildings without getting fined
- The IWW covers minioning so even if you get social anxiety from grand displays, you can still spread evil from the shadows
- Seed bombing golf courses is incredibly villainous because I said so
- LOVE MUFFIN (League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness) has dental
- Friday movie night with the good guys
- No need to squabble with your teammates over legislation when you all share a common goal of bringing down the state
- Smuggling life-saving medication and supplies to sick kids is illegal and therefore technically evil
- You get to be incredibly theatrical as you evilly disrupt a soccer game with 180 homeless cats in a publicity stunt to get them all adopted
- Leading a charge of squatters to take over a skyscraper full of capitalists and repurpose it to house vulnerable families is fun and you get to wear a cape and monologue
I love this kind of chaotic good disguised as evil
eXCUSE ME!
I am so evil.
More like an anti hero like Deadpool lol
I would gladly join u in ur crimes tho































































